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Diary Entry-The mutated, aquatic monster from hell.

Whoa! Loch Norman was a total trip! It turns out ‘Normie’ is one messed up creature.

Exactly what ‘it’ was is a bit of a mystery. But, if I had to guess, I would say Nessie had some kind of dalliance with a giant alligator gar. Normie was the product of said dalliance.

But, the plot thickens. Normie was likely exposed to radiation from the nuclear power plant that uses the water from the lake for cooling purposes. That would explain the horrific creature’s appearance and generally unpleasant demeanor.

I actually feel bad for Normie. This creature really got a raw deal. Leave it to humans to screw things up. We’re pretty good at it.

From what I saw, it wasn’t just Normie who was exposed to radiation from the power plant. I saw countless fish that were freakishly large. God knows what else might lurk within the depths of Lake Norman.

The existence of Normie all but confirms my hypothesis. There are a multitude of large, strange, aquatic sea creatures that resemble Nessie all over the planet. Where there is a body, there is likely a strange water creature. I would venture to guess they are all relatives of Nessie.

Nessie’s ability to travel through time means he/she/it invariably rubbed elbows (fins?) with countless water creatures over the years. I venture to guess Nessie’s gotten busy with many of these creatures over the years. Hence, the numerous sightings all over the planet!

Some of these sightings are likely just Nessie having fun and exploring his favorite lochs. But, I bet more than ‘some’ of these sightings are Nessie’s relatives, for lack of a better descriptor. Whoa!

We started this adventure with the idea of proving the existence of Nessie once and for all. But, proving the existence of Nessie is really just the tip of the iceberg. We’ve uncovered so much more!

It’s hard to fathom what else we will uncover as we rock the lochs. I am anxious to get back home and see Mom, but I feel like there’s so much more for us to uncover. AND, there’s one BIG reason above all others to keep going.

Tommy! He’s out there somewhere. In another dimension and another time, he’s stranded. Pops isn’t entirely sure how to do it, but he thinks there might be a way to find him.

If somehow we can figure out how to direct Nessie ‘where’ to go, we can do it! But, figuring this out is a daunting task. It’s no easy feat.

The SIREN clearly can send a few simple messages that influence Nessie’s behavior. But, these messages are far simpler than what’s needed. How the hell do you tell a large, aquatic creature to go to the nearest wormhole and additionally explain ‘where’ to go once inside said wormhole? I have no idea.

But, I trust Pops. If anyone can find a way to do this, it’s him. Surely, he will figure out a way. Maybe I can help him?

Yikes! The Trident just started to shake and shimmy. Our latest journey must be wrapping up. I hope whatever creature we encounter next is a bit friendlier than Normie!

I could use a bit of a palate cleansing after running afoul of the mutated aquatic monster from hell!

May 18, 2021 | Category: General | Comments: none